The Lazy Sunday Caption Contest

I think it’s time for a caption contest, don’t you? To celebrate the release of the frankly awesome Dystopian Console Station for free, I’ve thrown together this render.

All you have to do is add a caption to it. Because that’s how caption contests work, right?

Winner gets a fabulous one of a kind unsigned no-prize. Trust me on this one; the unsigned ones are much rarer.

Have at it!

UPDATE: Jim from Carjacked Seraphim wins with this:

What do you mean? Skynet was supposed to be HERE! Not there! Now you’re telling me we have to go to the RED dot… If only I’d followed the Cylon. They never frak THAT up…

Congratulations!

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10 Responses

  1. Phase 1: Collect Underpants
    Phase 2: ?
    Phase 3: Profit

  2. Tourq says:

    “This is where we’re taking our honeymoon, sir.”

  3. drow says:

    Here is cheezburger. Your mission is to retrieve cheezburger.

  4. The year is 50 B.C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Dystopian Imperial Army. Well, not entirely… One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invadors. And life is not easy for the Dystopian legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium…

  5. Dr. Stu says:

    We’re robots. Why exactly do we have to look at screens?

    We can’t just feed the data straight to our CPUs?

  6. Jim says:

    What do you mean? Skynet was supposed to be HERE! Not there! Now you’re telling me we have to go to the RED dot… If only I’d followed the Cylon. They never frak THAT up…

  7. Tourq says:

    Damn. I really thought I had that one. Ah well, maybe next time.

  8. Jim says:

    Thanks! It’s an honor… :)

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